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An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 with a typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!" The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with another wad of Rupe...
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Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field. One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well" The other turns around and replies "Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed" layered short wavy hairstyles black kids gallery hairstyles hairstyles layered gallery trendy short hairstyles crops easy vintage hairstyles parted mens hairstyles men long ...
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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know where they are. The first guy says "I'll find out" and puts his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says "We're just over Paris" "How do you know" ask the others "Well I've just felt the top of the Eiffel tower." Later on the second guy tries and says "We just flew over L...
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Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He started the conversation with: "Miss Symthe, I really don't know how we're going to get along without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try. Bike racks cycle Electric review bi...
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A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" Discount mountain kona bikes Exercise bikes for obese Loop bike racks Laconia bike week webcam Road bikes sale for Mountain best bikes Bodyguard bike exercise Naked philly bike rid...
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only ...
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How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit y...
