One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces es una de las mejores canciones de los músicos Ben Folds, Darren Jessee y Robert Sledge, más conocidos como BEN FOLDS FIVE. Su primer LP, una auténtica joyita que tengo desde hace años tiene como primer tema la estupenda:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pWB2N0_TxM

September '75 I was 47
inches high
Mom said someday I would have
A badass mother G.I. Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class

Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn face
are you
If you want to see me
check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss ass my ass good-bye

Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money.
made me cry.
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry